May 2013
49 posts
I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. (via thefagartist)
circumcisions:
i’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke
adamusprime:
i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
bananabuttmuffin:
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.