I wish I’d done everything on Earth with you.– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. (via thefagartist)
circumcisions: i’m so naturally funny because my life is a joke
adamusprime: i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
bananabuttmuffin: The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.