adamusprime: i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
bananabuttmuffin: The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
newpope: if i could date myself i would but i’d probably break up with me
wild-lion: I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete ur blog, stop eating meat, shave or head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
thinkonyoursins: There is always that annoying family of 12 that walk into the theater at the last second